Peach and Lime Daquiris

Living a life of immense unhappiness comes with perks. I'm just trying to find them....


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  • me while listening to mad as rabbits: what was that
  • what
  • what does this even mean
  • who is paul cates
  • what instrument is even
  • this band is gay
  • trumpets
  • trumpets everywhere

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raspberrychaos asked: will you quit smirking between dignified sips of your dignified peach and lime daquiri? nigga please....

Bahaha a coiffed person like myself never quits smirking.

raspberrychaos asked: are you even of consenting age to be forgetting me in a cabaret somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask your name? /:

I kind of hoped you wouldn’t ask that O.o.

raspberrychaos asked: and isnt this exactly where you'd like me? i'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety, oh!

This is indeed where i’d like you. I appreciate it.



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